• Where did that bag of 335 absentee ballots come from?
• Heartless money-beholden “failure” becomes endorsed hero!
• Wild turkeys outnumber humans at the polls.
• Jane & her poodles get the story.
• McMahon’s fake vs. Murphy’s fraud.
• Zombie conspiracies revealed!
• Edward Anderson goes undercover in New Hampshire.
• Lobbied pig farmer picks a president in New Haven … Iowa.
• A grandson of Mexican immigrants finds a way to make a living again — and sneak past security to hear a story that sounded like his own.