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This Too Shall Pass

I had a frightening experience at 4:30 this morning in jail.

No white-collar prison riot. I had extreme pain in my lower back and stomach and could hardly walk. I was shaking all over.

I was escorted to the lower bunk of an inmate doctor in the doctor quarter of the camp and was told by the Blue Boyz in charge that I had to wait until after the 5 a.m. count to go to the hospital, if they decided it was necessary.

They will not send you to the hospital if you have bad back pain. But if you have pain in the stomach area they will send you. Some of the doctor inmates thought I was passing a kidney stone or gall bladder stone or some sort of stone, and it was not my back because I was able to walk, although very slowly.

There are a lot of doctors in this camp; they were recently rounded up by the feds for subletting their little offices to blood labs and charging them above market rents, as part of a referral program. No civil fines or regulatory penalties for these 60+ year old doctors like the feds do with Yale. Lock them all up in the slammer; that will teach them.

So I had all kinds of specialists looking at me. Eventually the officers decided to drive me to the local hospital in their cop car.

I didn’t get the ambulance ride with the flashing lights. I had an officer escort me in the hospital. I got to sleep on a 6‑foot foam mattress in my hospital room and use a private and clean bathroom. I thought I was in the Garden of Eden!

My pain continued, so the docs gave me a few shots of morphine, put me through a CT scan and determined that I was about to give birth to a 2- millimeter kidney stone.

They say the pain from a kidney stone is worse than giving birth. I was in so much pain I thought I was going to die in the prison. I said to myself, Just my luck. I am going to drop dead three weeks before I am about to be released.”

I am now back at the camp waiting for this kidney stone to pass. It is still kicking around in my system somewhere, and the pain comes and goes. The only good thing about it is that I am off work duty for now, and I get a lot of sympathy from my fellow prisoners, although I don’t expect that to last too much longer.

I was almost thrown in the SHU [solitary confinement] a few weeks ago because I fell asleep outside on a bench during a count. I was sent to the medium-security facility on a Friday night to be disciplined, right after religious services. Everyone thought I was definitely going to the SHU.

By some divine intervention I was handed a discipline report and sent back to the camp. When I came back to the camp I got a standing ovation and a lot of sympathy from the prisoners. So here I am, counting the days, the hours, and minutes, until my release date, which is Nov. 2 .…

New Haven attorney Lawrence Dressler is serving a 20-month sentence in an out-of-state federal minimum-security prison for his part in a mortgage-fraud ring.


Previous installments:

Larry Noodles & The Tossed Banana
A Peanut-Butter View Of A Real Prison”
Arrival
Tempers Flare Over … What?
Blinded By The Light
The Russians Take Control
Welcome To The Hole
Slider Takes On The Roman Empire
Waiting For Johnny
Limping Toward Passover
Drama in the Warehouse

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